But where?

Somewhere, there's a guy who thinks a complete inability to speak coherently when excited is endearing. He banters, and laughs a lot, and is quick to forgive hurts caused by blundering. This guy, I tell you, he is great to hang out with. He is nice to your friends because, you know what? They're really cool, and he completely agrees.

He appreciates books, and thinks it's hilarious that a visit to Half Price Books can last hours, and sometimes are entirely spent sitting on the floor in the children's books section reading fairy tales with a cup of coffee, interrupted occasionally by helping other shoppers find something.

Eating at home? He loves it, and likes cooking or just helping slice up veggies. He always offers to fry things because he knows that the spattering oil is scary and some people have a horrible fear of it. But a lot of times, it's nice to go sit somewhere and let someone else do the cooking while we enjoy a glass of wine, or often sip a milkshake. Because let's face it, this guy digs ice cream, and is always up for splitting dessert.

His family is awesome. They're pretty close, and he keeps in touch with them and has plenty of pictures at his home. He remembers your family, too, and there have been plenty of embarassing and hilarious stories traded between you. In fact, he probably remembers the important dates better than you do.

You could totally spend a lazy day just loafing on the couch with him, and he knows how to kiss. He can make you feel giddy just by flashing a grin at you or with that look. Curling up under a blanket and a movie? Sounds like a perfect way to spend the night, even if you end up ignoring parts of the film.

He's got a taste for travel, and is happy to have someone who will come with him. He's also kind of fit, damn him, and he enjoys gently goading you to come out and ride bikes with him and taking walks around the neighborhood. He can start a fire, and likes the idea of going out on a camping expedition and making sure you stay out of the poison ivy while you wander around looking at everything.

Maybe he isn't the best karaoke singer in the world, but he's not afraid to go up every now and then and have fun on the stage. And he always cheers for people, because he understands the importance of being a good sport.

God, he's so damn cute. Where the hell is he?

Random Link: Interesting piece of news, but my favorite part is the caption on the picture.